"I Want To Parody Your Song" to the music of: "Don't Steal This Song" by Hot Waffles

I'm sorry but after hearing so many versions of this song both it in the past I just had to write this.

Though I really think DJ Particle's song I Stole This Song is the best parody I heard and it is great I really had to come up with my own version.

So here are both:

The Earlier version called: I Want To Banana Peal Your Song:

When you want a sock puppet to play with, because you don't have any guest
Just take one off your foot, so what if it's smelly and name it suzy mess
I don't mean to be a pest
Did I mention you've got catchup on your vest
Well I'm waiting for the punch line but my hair is turning gray
I know I look handsome but that don't mean I'm gay
No you disagree with that
You say I'm old and fat
Well I guess I eat plenty
I waited for a punchline in your song but there wasn’t any


Well I want Banana Peel your song
Because it's long and not very funny
When I hear them sing so seriously
They make me want parody
and sing about eating the Easter bunny
Yeah I ate his legs first
Then I had some water to quiche my thirst
But I like the Toothe Fairy

And now here is the newer one:

I want To Parody Your Song

When you hear a song that’s a crock, then your pen just cannot rest
I mean I like to rock if it’s funny, but leave the serious songs for Pink Floyd or Yes
I mean I listen to demented radio shows for jokes
Not anthems by worried folks
Who songs are just okay
Or who’s songs sound kind of gay
I mean they try to rock or rap
But the song is kind of flat
That was not funny
Your song sounds like the Easter Bunny

I want to Parody your song
It was kind of long and annoying
Why did the D J play this
I want tp Parody your song
You song is kind of boring
So like Weird Al Yankovics
I had to give your song some funny licks

When I go to a comedy show, and I see a crummy act
And their doing a some other artist cover that’s boring and kind of whacked
Well it makes me want to shout out loud
Some mean and descriptive noun
That will blow the audience away
Before their boring song turns my hair gray
Cause there’s something that they lack
Especially if I paid 8 dollars to see the act
They should be funny
I don't like my eggs runny

I actually would like to put all 5 or 6 versions of the song on one CD but I'm not sure what the other artist think of my 2 versions.