ART PAUL's The Purple Banana,Pink Pants,Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich L J

Check out the great LukeSki's artwork on the cover of The Best of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)

2009-11-11T02:07:29Z

Yes if you type Art Paul Schlosser on Google the first thing that will come are 4 songs at Lala.com which are all from The Best of Art Paul Schlosser (The Sequel) so everyone can see your design. Also one of the 4 songs The Generic Dedication song mentions your name.

Go see me in Milwaukee on October 10

2009-10-10T05:54:19Z

I will be at the globe south at 3000 13th street sometime after 8pm.

Also now you can request my songs at WMSE in Milwaukee.

I sent them my newest CD U're The Best.

It includes the song Sharks and The World Isn't Going To End Instantly

I think the new CD will be at http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/ArtPaulSchlosser1

I also sent a copy to Dr Demento so please request either of those songs or perhaps POLO shirt

Hi livejournal fans have you seen me sing Your Cheatin Heart ?

2009-09-24T14:58:19Z

I performed it at the Gomers Slappy Hour at the Frequency here in Madison.

Here is the link for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGJI8Afx4s

If you have your music on CD Baby you might want to check out what they did to their website ?

2009-07-16T18:04:15Z

Yesterday or was it the day before ?

I go to my E-mail and see CD Baby has changed the website and we all now have Artist pages so that is interesting.

Here is mine:

http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/ArtPaulSchlosser

One plus to this is CD Baby is now selling single songs.

One negative side is:
Then I learned by typing it in that my all Art Paul CD page which is http://www.cdbaby.com/artpaul is down.

However they reasured me at http://www.cdbaby.org that if I wait a week it should be fixed meanwhile if you want to listen to my clips or buy a you should check out my artist page.

That's nice to know however I've already given out a lot of business cards with the all artpaul page on them so while I am waiting everytime someone goes to http://www.cdbaby.com/artpaul they get http://www.cdbaby.com which tells them to buy someone elses CD.

Well I ask you could they have picked a better time to do it then when I'm playing alot in the summer ?

I mean were they listening to murphy's law when they decided to upgrade their site ?

Do you think they should charge people to Busk on State street

2009-06-11T21:05:49Z

Today if you live in Madison in the Isthmus you'll find an article about how the city of Madison might charge people to busky in Madison.

I'm really sad that my favorite city would do this to me but feel free to share your opinion too.

I will be performing with the Gomers at the Frequency

2009-06-11T20:40:21Z

It will be on June 26 at 5:30pm here in Madison

I saw Star Trek and Like it !

2009-06-11T20:36:15Z

But I wasn't sure was Spock still alive during Star Trek the next generation ?

I got 2 MAMAS last night !

2009-05-10T18:38:00Z

A MAMA is a Madison Area Music Award and I receive 2 MAMAS one for Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich the Remix for Unique song and the other for the Leftovers CD for Unique CD.

If you want to know who all won in what category wait a week and go to http://www.themamas.org

Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich (the Remix) is on Art Paul(The Remix) CD at
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/artpaul27

and the Leftovers CD is at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/artpaul28

I believe they are both on Apple iTunes and at the mp3 store at http://www.themadmusicarchive.com

Thanks if you voted and if you come to Madison say hi to me on State street

Art Paul Schlosser live at Marscon 2007 & 2008 now avaliable !

2009-05-10T18:20:06Z

Yes if you would like a copy you either by the CD or the download CD at:
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/artpaul29

Hopefully soon it will be on Apple iTunes too

I'm sorry I don't post here as much

2009-05-10T18:16:13Z

I guess I enjoy facebook more

Is anyone coming to see me perform at Odyssey Con IX

2009-03-23T20:00:25Z

If you are you know what songs you would like to hear let me know ?

Does any one know whos kid this is and would and Baron Dave mind if I use this picture for my CD ?

2009-03-13T16:43:56Z

Hi, I'm Art Paul and my friend Robert W Monthey produced Live at MarsCon which was dublicated at sooperdooper.net and now I'm producing the cover and I wanted to use a couple of photos by Baron David Romm which of coarse I will pay David with a copy of the CD. and one of the photos is at http://www.romm.org/mars08_source/141.html

Pre-Order Art Paul Schlosser Live at MarsCon & Be My Friend

2009-02-17T01:42:54Z

Hey the only way you can hear Art Paul at MarsCon this year is to pre-order Art Paul Schlosser live at MarsCon 2007 & 2008.

It is only $10 or if you send $12 you will get both Live at MarsCon & Be My Friend (11 new songs no one knows about yet because they are Art's newest songs)

Sorry we haven't revealed the song list so no one can steal the song list but Art admits the title tract is Let's Be Friends.

The new album was done professionally by Robert W. Monthey using really recording equipment amd not recorded through the phone.

The recording was also done on a 4 tract and a couple of the tracts have added stuff.

About live at MarsCon it does have Art's Cover of the Gosticles song: I can tell that you shop at Hot Topic.

Sorry no free fump songs or myspace or soundclicks songs for the new CD Be My Friend but I should be sending it to Dr Demento so hopefully if he likes one of the funny ones you'll hear it there but if not come to Odyssey Con IX http://www.oddcon.com on April 24 at the radison in Madison and you can see Art Paul play some of the new songs as well as others.

The Host left right when the audience came and I had to take over without knowing the Host went !

2009-01-14T16:22:47Z

As you may or may not know it's winter now so being a street musician I can't really play outside so I've been performing at open mics and and open jams.

Well last night I was at the open mic that Mark Croft hosts at Brocach on the square here in Madison,Wisconsin and it was dead as a doorknob.

So Mark let me play a few songs than Brian came and played some classical and all of a sudden all these people starting coming up the stairs and also another musician and the place was hopping and I sold a few CDs and then Brian looked like he was getting tired of playing so I started looking for the Host.

But I couldn't find the host and the next musician wasn't ready to play so what should I do ?

Well I decided to play a song or 2 and then introduce the next act and the fans loved it.

Then after I introduced the next act I was told the Host skip out early and the staff was just suppose to just close down after Brian but I'm glad we didn't because all these people were having such a fun time after the last act I got back up and did a few more songs and then closed and afterwards sold another CD.

And people applauded me and and laughed so I hope the Host doesn't mind that we did that.

Please Vote for my songs to win a MAMA

2009-01-06T16:07:27Z

Now you might be saying what is a MAMA ?

A MAMA is a madison area music award.

I have my song Moving Days in the blues category , Everybody Get Weird an Art Paul remix by the great LukeSki I have in the pop category , Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich the remix by Animalien I have in the Unique song category and my Leftover CD I have in the Unique CD category.

You can vote at http://www.themamas.org and you can listen to all the songs at http://www.broadjam.com/artpaul

So I hope you can get invovled and support me.

I went Junk Picking !

2009-01-06T15:43:18Z

I was so bored on Christmas I went Junk Picking !

Well I should tell you I don't really watch TV right now because I moved out of my wife's house and I don't really want to buy a TV.

I do have a radio but it gets boring sometimes just listening to music.

So I went around the college area where I live and at this time some of the students move out or drop out and throw things out.

I found a bunch of hanger which I really needed including one that was for ties.

I also found a lot of clothes which I'm donating to the free clothing store at the methodist church.

But it gets even better because just after new years I went again and a pair of pants with a $5 dollar bill in the back pocket and 2 text books.

One text book was worthless but the other was worth $40 dollars at the underground.

Parodies I've written and some I perform is scheduled to come out January 2010

2008-12-30T02:18:52Z

Hi, I'm Art Paul Schlosser and I now have 12 recordings so far for the
Art Paul Parody Project which I am planning on calling Parodies I've
written and some I perform.

You can hear some of the songs at www.myspace.com/artpaultheparodyproject

or at www.soundclick.com/artpaulschlosser

And you can read some of the lyrics in the blog section of my madspace
at:
www.themadmusicarchive.com/madspace.aspx?id=4520

So maybe you might want to do one ?

Make sure you get it to me by Jan 2010

Why are some walk signs longer and others shorter ?

2008-12-30T02:15:18Z

Hi, I'm Art Paul and I've been noticing that some walk signs only last a few seconds.

Sometimes it's were there is dangerous traffic and if you don't hurry you could get runned over.

Sometimes I wonder what deternmends how long the walk sign is ?

Do busy sections have shorter walk signs.

I like some of the new ones that tell you how much time you have left to cross.

Also I was thinking is there a state law or could there be one that says a walk sign should be at least 30 seconds long.

Were you ever a half a block away and decided you might run for it only to find that when you got there you had to wait.

Also some have a button that if you don't push it or if the button is frozen the walk sign won't work.

Shouldn't all walk section just be auto mantic ?

One of the most dangerous sections is in Monona at Pfalm and Monona Drive where when it is really busy you could be crossing into turning cars.

I have often thought this section would work better if the turning cars had to wait for the walk sign to change and then an arrow to come up before they could go.

Also the other problem there is the button for the walk sign freezes up.

Well I welcome any comments and Have a Happy New Year-Art Paul

Do you like my Parodies to the song What if your Boyfriend was gone ?

2008-12-19T00:33:35Z

You can hear them at http://www.soundclick.com/artpaulschlosser

Where is Andy Williams in snow storms like this ?

2008-12-17T02:29:06Z

Everytime I hear It's the Most Wonderful Time of the year when I'm shoveling snow I think that is easy for Andy Williams to sing he doesn't have to shovel the snow.

And where does Andy live ?

Has he been around waiting for the bus when the buses are running slow because of the snow.

Sure it's the most wonderful time of the year for Andy Williams because the money from the royalty check is coming in.

Anyways it's pretty but when January comes I'm gonna want to be in Southern California, Florida or ...

Unfortunately I have a kid here in Madison so Andy if you reading this check out http://www.rhapsody.com/artpaulschlosser download a bunch and invite me and my kid to visit your Hollywood home.

The Latest Art Paul News

2008-12-17T02:15:48Z

Hi, I'm Art Paul and if you haven't check out my newest Holiday songs you can hear them now at www.themadmusicarchive.com/christmas-contest.aspx

and I hope you will vote for them too.

Also if you haven't got it yet you can now get Art Paul Schlosser{The Tribute !} at www.rhapsody.com/artpaulschlosser

Well if you happen to live in the Madison Area you can now see my artwork at 317 N. Bassett at the corner of University and Bassett but if not check out my newest pictures of my artwork at www.myspace.com/artpaulschlosser

Also you might want to see me on cable TV this Saturday on WYOU which is 95 analog and 911 digital but people who are not in the Dane County or Madison area maybe able to see me on greatdome.net I believe the show is called The Lazy Susan show and it should be on air at 9pm Saturday Dec 20th.

Please vote for my new Christmas songs at the Mad Music Archive

2008-12-13T04:06:41Z

Hi Everyone

I hope if you are looking for something to do you will go check out my new Christmas songs and please vote for them too at http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/christmas-contest.aspx

And if you want to play them on your radio show you can download them at http://www.soundclick.com/artpaulschlosser

Thanks and have a good Holiday-Art Paul

New artwork at the Copper Gable in Madison and Art Paul Schlosser(The Tribute !) is now at Rhapsody

2008-12-11T15:49:44Z

The new show is called Reflections on Winter,Butterflies and Other strange things.

The Copper Gabel is at 317 N. Bassett st.

They have change there hours for winter so call first at (608)819-0036

The Current show should be up now until January 31,2009 but you never know what could happen so go see it while you can.

Also just in time for christmas you can now get Art Paul Schlosser(The Tribute !) at Rhapsody.

Yes check it out at http://www. rhapsody. com/artpaulschlosser

You could just listen or you can download it and either way I get paid.

Thanks for all your support and have a Happy Holiday-Art Paul

Last Tuesday

2008-12-10T01:46:42Z

Last Tuesday

My ears started to hurt and I then the whole room was spinning around in circles and I was really hot and cold at the same time and then I puked up my breakfast 3 times which was french toast flaver english muffins.

While this was happening and sweet was pouring off of my forhead what was going in my head was Jonathon Richmond singing I'm A Little Airplane.

Well a couple hours later I was over the flew but my ears continue to hurt so while in pain the music of Come and Go With Me was going in my head I called the Doctor and set up an apointment and set it up for the next day at 11:30

Then feeling better from the flew but ears hurting I went to the union had vegetables, chips, dip, soda and juice and then came back to my room and now my hearing is terible and I'm in pain and though I took aspirin and fell asleep for a while by 2 am I was worse in pain so I wrote a Christmas card or two and made a painting.

So by morning I decided to go to the south side and hang out at Walgreens, The Library and then hopefully waste enough time so it would be time for my Doctor appointment.

My Clinic is on the South side.

Well my ear is infected and I have to take penicilian and also all this time my ears keep hearing everything as the chipmunks.

Get a free download of I Can Tell That You Shop at Hot Topic which was banned on the Archive.org web

2008-11-17T20:49:52Z

Hi

I'm Art Paul Schlosser and I don't know why archive.org banned my version of The Gothsicle's song I Can Tell That You Shop at Hot Topic but if you go to

www.thefump.com/sideshow.php

and click on me singing I Can Tell That You Shop at Hot Topic you get this response :The item is not available due to issues with the item's content.

So to celebrate the fact and to make it still available to fump fans I've posted it as a free download at soundclick at www.soundclick.com/artpaulschlosser now until December 1st.

So I hope you will check it out and enjoy the song !

Also check out the video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t509aKAWSAc